Prank delivery fake text template

Have fun with a harmless delivery mix-up while keeping boundaries clear.

Defaults to iPhone dark theme with typing indicator toggled.

Version A · Missing package

  1. You: UPS says they delivered a box of 100 rubber ducks to you?
  2. Friend: 😂 Please tell me that’s not real.
  3. You: They left a note: “Quack responsibly.”
  4. Friend: I’m framing that note.

Version B · Wrong address

  1. You: Hi! We think your burrito order landed at our place.
  2. Friend: My lunch!!!
  3. You: It’s safe. Just verifying salsa level.
  4. Friend: Guard it with your life.

Version C · Surprise delivery

  1. You: Heads up: a giant inflatable flamingo is en route to your door.
  2. Friend: That better be a joke.
  3. You: Only if you don’t name it immediately.
  4. Friend: Fine. Its name is Blaze.

Safety note

Keep pranks lighthearted and reversible. Avoid impersonating delivery companies or creating panic. Review the prank guidelines and acceptable use policy before sharing.

Last updated: 2025-09-18 · See updates